Christmas Rap Song 2013

By Jimmy Hulme

Grandma drank too much egg nog

So much so on the next day she was a lump on a log

Comet, Cupid, Vixen, and Prancer, where is the hottest dancer?

The reindeer ran her over

Santa held her hand and helped her to her feet

She lived for the next moment which was so bittersweet

I gave her stockings as a kind gift on Christmas morning

Along with red bows, halos, scarves, boots, and some cinnamon buns for her grandsons

Santa took some milk and cookies and swallowed them like a hog

Took off on another silver sled into the dense fog

He didn’t see my drain; it had one big clog

I should’ve sent Gracia the ham a letter

It was a little more than to wish his Papa better

I wasn’t going to hire “Ivy” the trendsetter

Santa was not drunk; he felt better to read my letter on Christmas Eve

He didn’t set one minute to leave

So why don’t you believe

Just follow your heart

Only a soul could tell I ate ham for Christmas dinner

Until we found the lottery winner

I’ll see you next year!

Peace out, Happy New Year!!!; 2013 is out by the ring of a bell; Ring in 2014!!!